Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
Following the election of three socialist representatives to Congress and with the city under the leadership of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, Cubans began breaking down old wooden furniture and forming rudimentary rafts so they could once again sail away from communism.
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Chief Justice John Roberts, who wrote the majority opinion, said this was the logical decision. “This ruling upholds many years of settled law,” he said. READ MORE
“If you want a hot tip to get rich, put everything you’ve got into ranch dressing,” said one broker. “It’s a lock.” READ MORE
“The bomb suit isn’t ideal, but I’m also not quite ready to die,” said Clark. READ MORE